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We cannot swing up on a rope that is attached only to our own...
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There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.
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I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is...
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Fear less, hope moreWhine less, breathe moreTalk less, say moreHate less, love moreAnd all...
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Do not fear to step into the unknown For where there is risk, there...
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Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
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Many search for happiness as we look for a hat we wear on our...
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What a man thinks of himself that is what determines, or rather indicates his...
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The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...