Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #33828
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #28687
Life is either a continuous process improvement, or a terminal disease that we will...
Quote #6639
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Quote #28219
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
Quote #33368
The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of...
Quote #11847
The man whose whole life is spent in performing a few simple operations, of...
Quote #27127
Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
Quote #25757
I think the measure of your success to a certain extent will be the...
Quote #25510
I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I...