Quote #31159
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
Quote #5113
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #1084
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so....
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #79
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
Quote #16700
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad...
Quote #10795
I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars.
Quote #20543
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #4602
Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks, so is he.
Quote #25403
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it’s done, they’ve seen...