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I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human with the soul of a...
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
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Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousand of miles and all...
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Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.
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An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.