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You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide....
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There are many stages to a man’s life. In the first stage, he is...
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Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
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I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
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There is no disinfectant like success.
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I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...
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There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of...
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Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
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The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find...
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People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy finding...