Quote #23216
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when...
Quote #21786
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #21502
History is more or less bunk. It’s tradition. We don’t want tradition. We want...
Quote #7316
All art is an imitation of nature.
Quote #5579
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
Quote #10978
A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions–as attempts to find out...
Quote #17511
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Quote #23081
Learn that the present hour alone is man’s.
Quote #103
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can...