Quote #7831
When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.
Quote #25418
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Quote #28354
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
Quote #21161
My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
Quote #31911
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in first, you get accused...
Quote #24786
Hold tenderly that which you cherish, for it is precious and a tight grip...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #13935
Someday is not a day of the week.
Quote #32632
Really, to stop criticism, they say, one must die.
Quote #15886
Science can be introduced to children well or poorly. If poorly, children can be...