Quote #640
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we...
Quote #7079
The first step towards amendment is the recognition of error.
Quote #9269
No one is ready for a thing until he believes he can acquire it.
Quote #10694
A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and...
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #13550
The public is a ferocious beast — one must either chain it up or...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #23614
The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against...
Quote #17650
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #12865
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.