Quote #30314
A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid it is only deferred, and we...
Quote #32671
The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm...
Quote #352
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
Quote #1795
…Then anyone who leaves behind him a written manual, and likewise anyone who receives...
Quote #13907
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill...
Quote #17880
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I...
Quote #1096
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Quote #32391
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace where there is hatred, let me...
Quote #7797
To be nobody-but-yourself — in a world which is doing its best, night and...
Quote #28266
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...