Quote #2827
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt toward people we personally dislike.
Quote #31326
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
Quote #20536
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
Quote #20687
Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
Quote #15674
The artist, depicting man disdainful of the storm and stress of life, is no...
Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #31487
In your clothes avoid too much gaudiness do not value yourself upon an embroidered...
Quote #4681
He who comes first, eats first.
Quote #10363
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
Quote #12960
Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself. Love possesses not...