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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #20033
If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
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“Management” means, in the last analysis, the substitution of thought for brawn and muscle,...
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It takes two to speak truth – One to speak, and another to hear.
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Better fare hard with good men than feast it with bad.
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There is no calamity greater than lavish desires.There is no greater guilt than discontentment.And...
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No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.
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It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.