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We’re going to find out who did this and we’re going after the bastards...
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Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
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If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as...
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
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Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.
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Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
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A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their...
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If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus...