Quote #348
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
Quote #19598
The Way of Heaven is to benefit others and not to injure. The Way...
Quote #13672
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Quote #7411
Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.
Quote #28334
I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is...
Quote #28190
If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I...
Quote #3604
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won...
Quote #25227
People who treat other people as less than human must not be surprised when...
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #20091
Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.