Quote #25397
Recommend to your children virtue that alone can make them happy, not gold.
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
Quote #13021
I give myself, sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
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Everyone’s got it in him, if he’ll only make up his mind and stick...
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If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
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The downside to being better than everyone is that people seem to think you...
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If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
Quote #11724
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Quote #33083
No two persons ever read the same book.
Quote #19508
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it...