Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #7600
Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
Quote #23666
Spider-Man Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web. Shazam. Web it. Tally ho.
Quote #21243
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #3509
Theories should be as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Quote #8726
You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself.
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #8327
Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like...
Quote #5664
There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who...