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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
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Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
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Be such a man, and live such a life, that if every man were...
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Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own...
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Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be,...
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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It is an error to imagine that evolution signifies a constant tendency to increased...
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You are in the process of being indoctrinated. We have not yet evolved a...
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Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half.
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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...