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You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
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Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
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While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us...
Quote #4538
There is measure in all things.
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Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
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Most of us think ourselves as standing wearily and helplessly at the center of...
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People are ridiculous only when they try or seem to be that which what...
Quote #19937
You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #34729
People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.