Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #32768
The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #24369
Surely the glory of journalism is its transience.
Quote #29468
When the opponent expand, I contract, When he contracts, I expand, And when there...
Quote #15072
What makes men of genius, or rather, what they make, is not new ideas,...
Quote #13524
Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
Quote #24964
They came out in the millions to show their dogged support for the woman...
Quote #6478
Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide.