Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You...
Quote #6062
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
Quote #23489
What a crazy world we live in Trying to treat addiction as a legal...
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On the Plains of Hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions, who, at the...
Quote #17051
So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you...
Quote #13681
They can because they think they can.
Quote #34054
LEONARD I’ve failed, Chris. I can’t locate the white collective unconscious. CHRIS I wouldn’t...
Quote #2598
The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the...