Quote #13003
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Quote #10009
The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.
Quote #21020
Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
Quote #8563
Beat a man with the strength of you argument, not with the strength of...
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #17500
I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge I am...
Quote #24545
Half our standards come from our first masters, and the other half from our...
Quote #3237
The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #6190
Respect a man, he will do the more.
Quote #19884
It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death...