Quote #5199
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.
Quote #12240
Humans live best when each has a place to stand, when each knows where...
Quote #17775
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no...
Quote #11265
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
Quote #6432
Engineering is an activity other than purely manual and physical work which brings about...
Quote #25729
I realized early on that the academy and the literary world alike-and I don’t...
Quote #3924
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
Quote #20536
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #21586
A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need...