Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #6856
If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
Quote #8501
Maybe most people were fundamentally contradictory. The real people at any rate.
Quote #13361
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot...
Quote #24459
Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.
Quote #18934
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #31783
The failure of women to produce genius of the first rank in most of...
Quote #9993
Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I...
Quote #15826
Analysis kills spontaneity.
Quote #28316
People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some...