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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
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The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
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When delicate and feeling souls are separated, there is not a feature in the...
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Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his...
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A crow is no whiter for being washed.
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I don’t believe in quotas. America was founded on a philosophy of individual rights,...
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Alas, I am dying beyond my means.