Quote #19925
Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
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There are no whole truths; all truths are half- truths. It is trying to...
Quote #26738
Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
Quote #18619
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
Quote #30323
I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the...
Quote #29584
Life is a culmination of the past, an awareness of the present, an indication...
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #14830
Oft expectation fails, and most oft where most it promises; and oft it hits...
Quote #31001
If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to...
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.