Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #11072
If you look for the bad in people, you will surely find it.
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #4079
My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially...
Quote #16187
Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Quote #9784
For nonconformity the world whips you with its displeasure.
Quote #26108
Well, we’ve only had a certain number of executions in the last few years-...
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #34230
I have thought too much to stoop to action.
Quote #5552
The love of one?s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop...