Quote #28344
If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #2317
If you are ruled by mind you are a king; if by body, a...
Quote #29278
Nowhere to fall but off, Nowhere to stand but on.
Quote #22913
Good habits, which bring our lower passions and appetites under automatic control, leave our...
Quote #34822
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #7720
So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!
Quote #13149
Jealousy: that Dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive.
Quote #31509
The people and circumstances around me do not MAKE me what I am, they...