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The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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I have no plans, and no plans to plan.
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I am in the prime of senility.
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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
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We pass the word around we ponder how the case is put by different...
Quote #25467
There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and...
Quote #7291
The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished...
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Go to the ant, thou sluggard, learn to live, and by her busy ways,...
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I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...