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My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
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I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by...
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Thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed...
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...
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Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of...
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No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
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Death hath so many doors to let out life.
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The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men...
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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...