Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #27033
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...
Quote #8606
I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
Quote #23293
Qaddafi counted on America to be passive. He counted wrong.
Quote #31436
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #15585
I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.
Quote #5705
Never be haughty to the humble; never be humble to the haughty.
Quote #30190
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
Quote #4677
Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the...
Quote #4767
I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to...