Quote #3500
This coffee plunges into the stomach…the mind is aroused, and ideas pour forth like...
Quote #33480
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and...
Quote #25720
What looks like a loss may be the very event which is subsequently responsible...
Quote #19218
General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.
Quote #33214
It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
Quote #3436
Why yes – a bulletproof vest.
Quote #27833
The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #34228
Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
Quote #2524
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong...