Quote #32681
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #7673
The mind ought sometimes to be diverted that it may return the better to...
Quote #31893
You have to be yourself. Be very honest about who and what you are....
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #15601
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
Quote #28320
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #17391
Difficulties increase the nearer we approach our goal.
Quote #6912
Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it.
Quote #9602
I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
Quote #11918
Stolen sweets are best.