Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #8523
Where any one body of educated men, of whatever denomination, are condemned indiscriminately, there...
Quote #28170
Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the...
Quote #17537
Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth.
Quote #28789
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Quote #29302
Wars were not made by generations and their special stupidities, but that wars were...
Quote #2250
He was a wise man who invented God.
Quote #9760
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
Quote #26719
Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.
Quote #5102
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.