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For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are...
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Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of...
Quote #975
Streets full of water; please advise.
Quote #16661
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Quote #6367
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Quote #13169
…people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
Quote #24106
Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to...
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Nothing can be produced out of nothing.
Quote #20936
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears I come to bury Caesar, not to...
Quote #8461
Life is like a ten-speed bike; most of us have gears we never use.