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A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...
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You cannot measure a man by his failures. You must know what use he...
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You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic...
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Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known.
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Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made...
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Never write a letter while you are angry.
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Every scientific fulfillment raises new questions; it asks to be surpassed and outdated.
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It’s not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It’s what you...