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Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight
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No kind of sensation is keener and more active than that of pain its...
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #28112
A man that should call everything by its right name, would hardly pass the...
Quote #17530
To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult...
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I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Quote #17788
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
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Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
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It’s all in the day’s work, as the huntsman said when the lion ate...
Quote #14770
Read much, but not many books.