Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #3389
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Quote #1624
A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
Quote #30349
Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.
Quote #27258
Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart....
Quote #9528
Cowardice asks the question – is it safe? Vanity asks the question – is...
Quote #2227
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Quote #28208
The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
Quote #31385
When I say I love Eastland, it sounds preposterous–a man who brutalizes people. But...