Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #29360
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
Quote #29053
There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long...
Quote #21698
False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with...
Quote #17150
Talent does what it can genius does what it must.
Quote #34930
Quit now, you’ll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you’ll be halfway...
Quote #33725
You don’t have to suffer to be a poet adolescence is enough suffering for...
Quote #30519
Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him...
Quote #302
Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well.
Quote #10251
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...