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Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat’s ear, but only...
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Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes...
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A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows...
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Every event that a man would master must be mounted on the run, and...
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Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I...
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The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
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Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
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Carl would have to be fast to beat the stranger. Real fast. ‘Draw,’ said...
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.