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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s...
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In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has...
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How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Quote #23462
Remember when life’s path is steep to keep your mind even.
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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False facts are highly injurious to the progress of science, for they often endure...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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I am convinced that attitude is the key to success or failure in almost...
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I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.