Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #33472
Never deprive someone of hope it might be all they have.
Quote #26961
Only that in you which is me can hear what I’m saying.
Quote #10337
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
Quote #34686
SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....
Quote #20643
Why comes temptation, but for man to meet and master and crouch beneath his...
Quote #14212
Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel.
Quote #32925
Periods of tranquility are seldom prolific of creative achievement. Mankind has to be stirred...
Quote #8466
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...