Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Quote #23454
You traverse the world in search of happiness, which is within the reach of...
Quote #28442
A lot of children know absolutely nothing about guns other than what they see...
Quote #5327
If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...
Quote #11698
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
Quote #8333
Goodbye cruel world.
Quote #24526
There is no love lost between us.
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The greatest giver of alms is cowardice.
Quote #23368
Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we...