Quote #33057
Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...
Quote #4579
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #13364
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.
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What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and...
Quote #33273
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #15374
May you have a lawsuit in which you know you are in the right
Quote #18514
But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it...
Quote #11613
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Quote #30230
We’ll talk without listening to each other that is the best way to get...