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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
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When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running...
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When you cease to make a contribution you begin to die.
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If you keep on doing what you’ve always done, you’ll keep on getting what...
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Older men declare war, but it is the youth that must fight and die.
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All great masters are chiefly distinguished by the power of adding a second, a...
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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Many of us have heard opportunity knocking at our door, but by the time...
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Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.