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When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
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While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It...
Quote #32505
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #32563
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...
Quote #14354
In the frank expression of conflicting opinions lies the greatest promise of wisdom in...
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If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much...
Quote #13159
All the blessings which you pray to obtain hereafter could be yours today, if...
Quote #3403
Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is...