Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #21315
One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about...
Quote #31496
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
Quote #2728
The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess...
Quote #103
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can...
Quote #30190
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
Quote #14740
Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it...
Quote #18154
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
Quote #6042
Slowness to change usually means fear of the new.
Quote #11465
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.