Quote #28426
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
Quote #23925
Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.
Quote #3346
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Quote #29912
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
Quote #26609
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
Quote #10231
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
Quote #29109
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns...
Quote #8385
If a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.
Quote #16595
It is the common failing of totalitarian regimes that they cannot really understand the...
Quote #33440
If you’re trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it’s a lot...