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I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that...
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Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is...
Quote #2000
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
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No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to...
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When a man marries, he has fulfilled half of (his) faith. So let him...
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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
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Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.