Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #26717
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #6811
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote #27493
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...
Quote #18396
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Quote #1407
To will is to select a goal, determine a course of action that will...
Quote #13588
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...
Quote #14311
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called...
Quote #3707
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me.