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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
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You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a...
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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but...
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Why be a man when you can be a success?
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God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am...
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No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his...
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Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can –...