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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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All the world is queer save thee and me. And even thou art a...
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if...
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The provision of the Constitution giving the war-making power to Congress was dictated, as...
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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is...
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A man doesn’t automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the...
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The most enviable writers are those who, quite often unanalytically and unconsciously, have realized...
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In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.